funny song lyrics

Rod Stewart - If ya love my body and ya think im sexy!

Black Lace Agadoo - push Pineapple shake a tree

Buddy Holly Heartbeat - Wiggly Pat

Fash n beauty to go 4

Wear a summer dress over a long sleeve tshirt and leggings


Wear shorts with tights or leggings


Wear a shirt open and belted over a dress

Experiment with different eyeliner flicks
     
   

What will they come out with next 3

After seeing his uncle topless he asked me when he'd have hairy boobies!

He wanted to know how much we'd get for his Grandad on the Antiques Roadshow!

He told me off for unconcentrating him! (I think he meant distracted!)

Hobbies 3

Dance move - Make the shape of letters with your arms, speel any words you want even rude ones!

Writing prompt - Imagine someone has woken from a 40 year coma to experience modern technology

Snazzy nail art - use a nail art pen to draw checks

Sex tips 3

Do a pole dance using your bloke as the pole!

Strip sexily then give your bloke a lapdance

Put sticky dots on a dice then label with your favourite saucy actions, choose  3 each.

CRB - Can't Really Be trusted

In response to recent incidents the CRB policy was intended to protect children. Unfortunately all a clean record really means is that you havent been caught. It also means that people who should be working with children are prevented from doing so by unrelated convictions such as shoplifting. It could even be detrimental to child safety as a doctor could be prevented from entering a school to treat a seriously ill child if they are not CRB checked through that school. And it seems that even parents are treated with suspicion and denied access to school. It really is a ridiculous system that needs changing fast.

Fash n beauty to go 3

Wear skirts with jazzy tights


In the middle of a grey / brown smoky eye smudge some glistening silver.

Part hair at the side then tie in a bun.